Neologasms

I thought of these a couple of years ago and haven't gotten around to publicly deploying them. I decided I'd better tell someone so that if I'm killed in one of those freak zeppelin accidents you always hear about, the world will not be deprived of my genius.

On the desirability of having a surplus of digital horsepower: I need lebensRAM!

The argument for doing something just because it's cool: reductio ad awesome.