Thursday, February 16, 2006

Return of the Unintentionally Homoerotic King

Put in your Return of the King video or DVD, theatrical release or extended edition (it works either way), push 'play', and then look away or shut your eyes and just listen to the first few minutes. This is what you'll hear:

"Give it to me."
"Why should I?"
"It's my birthday and I wants it."

Then a few minutes of wet bodies slapping together, with much manly grunting. Towards the end a visceral throbbing sound overwhelms everthing else. Silence descends.

Finally: "My precioussssssssss."


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