Hey, this stuff is _ancient_!
Congratulations, you must be one of the dozen or people who knew me before I started blogging earlier today. Yes, I'm just now getting around to posting a small fraction of my immense backlog of genius--which belches forth volcanically from my brain in an unstoppable torrent of awesomeness. If you want to see the new stuff, you can have a seat right over there and peruse a used Cosmo Girl for a few hours. The nurse will page you when it's your turn.